he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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