so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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