but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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