Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Randomize
