So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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