She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
no you cant smoke seaweed
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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