Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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