He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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