how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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