I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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