Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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