Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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