i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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