why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
