thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
