discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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