It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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