just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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