Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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