is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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