Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
So many bounce houses so little time
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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