Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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