do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I think your dad took our porno
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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