school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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