Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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