Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I still have a little drunk in my system
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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