Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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