Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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