I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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