very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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