you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just want to make out with him forever
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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