Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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