The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
