I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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