on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I have feelings that need drinking.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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