I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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