I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
