So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Randomize
