i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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