margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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