You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We have so much sex to catch up on
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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