At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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