can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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