one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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