in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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