The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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