ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I CAN MOONWALK!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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