it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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