im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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