Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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