just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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