Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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