you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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