So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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