I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Michael Bay diarrhea
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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