i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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