I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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